Goodbye, Coke.
Yesterday,
I broke up with you.
Our co-dependent affair
started years ago, and
all you have done
is cause me woe.
You caused problems
with sugar in my blood,
you wreaked havoc
with swings in my mood.
Years ago I switched
from sugar to aspartame,
but most of my symptoms
have stayed the same.
Coca-cola, we are through,
Diet Coke and Coke Zero,
Goodbye to you.
I have no regrets
about getting you
out of my way,
except that I should
have taken this step
many, many, many
years
years
before
yesterday.
lcs/2013
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